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while intoxicated
  • Friend: Shhh shhhhh! *covers own mouth* Don't look now, but there's a giraffe eating the leaves off of my trees in the backyard... *whispers* That's how we keep our trees trimmed...
  • Me: *silence*
  • Friend: NO SHHHH! STOP, DON'T LOOK!
  • Friend: NO HE'S EATING!
  • Friend: YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED
  • Friend: Gerald...
  • Friend: GERALD RUN! SHE'S TRYING TO WATCH YOU EAT BUT I KNOW YOU HATE THAT!
  • Me: *silence*
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Forever getting pranked.
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theclearlydope:

Story of my life.
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theclearlydope:

Headlines:
- The Dark Knight rises above limbo contest. Possibly kicks birthday girl in the face.
- The Avengers reach eleventy billion dollars at box office.
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