while intoxicated
- Friend: Shhh shhhhh! *covers own mouth* Don't look now, but there's a giraffe eating the leaves off of my trees in the backyard... *whispers* That's how we keep our trees trimmed...
- Me: *silence*
- Friend: NO SHHHH! STOP, DON'T LOOK!
- Friend: NO HE'S EATING!
- Friend: YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED
- Friend: Gerald...
- Friend: GERALD RUN! SHE'S TRYING TO WATCH YOU EAT BUT I KNOW YOU HATE THAT!
- Me: *silence*
